Services

1. Service 1 – Custom Dating Profile

Turn Some Heads!

Finding the one you love online starts with getting their attention.  After a while, it’s hard to stand out because all profiles sound the same.  Riddled with clichés and over used adjectives – they seem artificial and lack sincerity. We can help. Our Bards will craft a profile that:

  • Captures your unique personality!
  • Attract more intelligent and desirable dating prospects!
  • Get more meaningful responses, emails and likes
  • Experience a higher response rate from the attractive singles in your dating area
  • Land more dates with eager singles
  • Find and keep the one you love!

2. Service 2 – Dating Coaches and Advisors

Date Like A Pro!

Dating can be stressful.  What to do?  Where to go? What to wear? What to say. Making a good first impression is very important.  If you find yourself asking these questions and suffer anxiety about if you’ve planned a good date  – we can help.  Consult our Bards to get advice about:

  • How to get a feel for your date’s interest?
  • What options to consider when planning a date?
  • Where to take you date for the maximum impact?
  • How to plan for contingencies?

3. Service 3 – Custom Love Notes and Letters

Go Straight For The Heart

Love letters are a way to open your heart to the ones you love.  Revealing your deep love, and strong feeling are way to connect you to those you care about in powerful and unshakeable way.  Receiving one get your loved one to slow down and read what is meant to ensnare their minds and capture their hearts.  Whether they read it after a long day at work, at a coffee shop or during a quiet evening at home – it’s sure to get them focused on you and thinking about you.  Let us help you craft the perfect love letter.  Our Bards can help you convey the powerful emotions you feel by evocatively writing about :

  • Their greatest strengths
  • What do you see in them that no else does
  • The romantic things that make them special to you
  • Things make you love them deeply and passionately
  • How they’ve changed your life for the better

4. Service 4 – Custom Love Poems

Say it with Poetry!

Few forms of art can provoke a powerful emotion like a well crafted poem. Word choice, poetic devices and poetry style combine to scintillate the senses.  Evocating a strong emotional reaction will make sure you make a strong and lasting impression. We can help you create poems that evoke special moments in your relationship, places you’ve visited and passions you share. Our Bards can help you:

  • Celebrate an anniversary
  • Offer your sincere thanks
  • Seduce and woo the love of your life
  • Commemorate a special occasions

Types of Poems:

 Sonnet – a short rhyming poem with 14 lines. The original sonnet form was invented in the 13/14th century by Dante and an Italian philosopher named Francisco Petrarch. The form remained largely unknown until it was found and developed by writers such as Shakespeare. Sonnets use iambic meter in each line and use line-ending rhymes.

Limerick – a five-line witty poem with a distinctive rhythm. The first, second and fifth lines, the longer lines, rhyme. The third and fourth shorter lines rhyme. (A-A-B-B-A).

Haiku – This ancient form of poem writing is renowned for its small size as well as the precise punctuation and syllables needed on its three lines. It is of ancient Asian origin. Haiku’s are composed of 3 lines, each a phrase. The first line typically has 5 syllables, second line has 7 and the 3rd and last line repeats another 5. In addition there is a seasonal reference included.

Narrative – A narrative poem tells the story of an event in the form of a poem. There is a strong sense of narration, characters, and plot. See Narrative Poem Examples

Epic – a lengthy narrative poem in grand language celebrating the adventures and accomplishments of a legendary or conventional hero

Couplet – two lines of verse which rhyme and form a unit alone or as part of a poem

Free Verse – A Free Verse Poem does not follow any rules. Their creation is completely in the hands of the author. Rhyming, syllable count, punctuation, number of lines, number of stanzas, and line formation can be done however the author wants in order to convey the idea. There is no right or wrong way to create a Free Verse poem. See Free Verse Poem Examples

Class of Poems

  1. Fairy-tale
  2. Vanilla
  3. Risqué
  4. Wild Abandon

5. Service 5 – Custom Love Songs and Jingles

Sensational Serenades!

Ever wanted a special song written to celebrate the love you have for someone. You’re not a alone. A lot of people have asked us to include this service.  You may not have much musical talent, but don’t let that stop you from having the perfect song created for you and the special person in your life. Request one now!

6. Service 6- Custom Romantic and Adult Stories

Love Stories and Intimate Experiences!

Ever wish you could create a special love story that features you and the one that you love.  Maybe it’s one that is sweet and idyllic or one that takes a walk on the wild side of kinky and adventure.  We’re the first website to offer you the ability to order a customized love story or intimate fantasy.  You have the ability to choose the ratings, theme elements, settings and character names.  Rating range from sweetness of a the  Fairytale class to the wildness of our Wild Abandon class of stories.  Create a world of stories that you have for your personal enjoyment or share with one you love!  Our stories can help say:

  • To someone their on your mind
  • Experience a shared a fantasy with you
  • Offer suggestions for entertaining ways to spend time together

Class of Stories

  1. Fairy-tale
  2. Vanilla
  3. Risqué
  4. Wild Abandon

Genre Types:

  1. Fantasy
  2. Science Fiction
  3. Role Playing
  4. Fiction
  5. Romance
  6. Diary
  7. Quick Reads